more puns!
you can’t be a passive activist, but you can be an active pacifist.
anti-war protesters don’t get much time to eat, so when they do, it’s peace-meal.
i met a vampire the other day. he was a bit drunk and had been playing poker, and he told me: “i don’t like gambling. the stakes get too high.”
for my favourite band, the vocals are a pretty important factor in their success, but the guitars are instrumental.
(apologies.)
